Pointy-haired Boss: “Your quality metric for next year is to win 30% more bid proposals.” Dilbert: “No problem. I’ll use my magic powers to control how much our competitors bid.” Pointy-haired Boss: “I worry that you’re not taking this seriously.” Dilbert: “If the Muggles find out, I’ll wipe their memories.”

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Scott on March 26th, 2010

1935 – FDR’s Social Security Cure-All FDR: “My friends, this will also protect future generations from going deeper in debt!” Moron: “Oooo!” Now It’s… “How much debt?” “$400,000 per household!” 1965 – LBJ’s Medicare Express LBJ: “…and all this, fellow Americans, will only cost $150 a month!” Moron: “Oooo!” Now It’s… “How much debt?” “$500,000 [...]

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Scott on March 18th, 2010

Taxpayers: “My guess is he’s going for the wallets… but ya never know with this guy!”

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Scott on February 18th, 2010

A little political humor to mark the anniversary of the “Stimulus” bill. Enjoy!

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Scott on February 1st, 2010

Vijay: “Wally, will you do me a favor?” Wally: “Absolutely, what are friends for? After all, you’d do a favor for *me* if I asked, right?” Vijay: “Um… sure.” Wally: “Of course you would. So do me a favor and don’t ask me to do any favors.” Vijay: “Wow, okay, I did not see that [...]

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