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		<title>Dilbert &#8211; If the Muggles find out, I&#8217;ll wipe their memories&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2010/06/07/dilbert-if-the-muggles-find-out-ill-wipe-their-memories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pointy-haired Boss: &#8220;Your quality metric for next year is to win 30% more bid proposals.&#8221; Dilbert: &#8220;No problem. I&#8217;ll use my magic powers to control how much our competitors bid.&#8221; Pointy-haired Boss: &#8220;I worry that you&#8217;re not taking this seriously.&#8221; Dilbert: &#8220;If the Muggles find out, I&#8217;ll wipe their memories.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>The History of Selling Snake Oil &#8211; Chuck Asay</title>
		<link>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2010/03/26/the-history-of-selling-snake-oil-chuck-asay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 01:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1935 &#8211; FDR&#8217;s Social Security Cure-All FDR: &#8220;My friends, this will also protect future generations from going deeper in debt!&#8221; Moron: &#8220;Oooo!&#8221; Now It&#8217;s&#8230; &#8220;How much debt?&#8221; &#8220;$400,000 per household!&#8221; 1965 &#8211; LBJ&#8217;s Medicare Express LBJ: &#8220;&#8230;and all this, fellow Americans, will only cost $150 a month!&#8221; Moron: &#8220;Oooo!&#8221; Now It&#8217;s&#8230; &#8220;How much debt?&#8221; &#8220;$500,000 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Health Care&#8230; OK&#8230; Bend Over!</title>
		<link>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2010/03/18/health-care-ok-bend-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taxpayers: &#8220;My guess is he&#8217;s going for the wallets&#8230; but ya never know with this guy!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Boondoggle: A Search Engine for Democrats</title>
		<link>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2010/02/18/boondoggle-a-search-engine-for-democrats/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2010/02/18/boondoggle-a-search-engine-for-democrats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little political humor to mark the anniversary of the &#8220;Stimulus&#8221; bill. Enjoy!]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Tell Baldemort</title>
		<link>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2010/02/01/dont-tell-baldemort/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2010/02/01/dont-tell-baldemort/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vijay: &#8220;Wally, will you do me a favor?&#8221; Wally: &#8220;Absolutely, what are friends for? After all, you&#8217;d do a favor for *me* if I asked, right?&#8221; Vijay: &#8220;Um&#8230; sure.&#8221; Wally: &#8220;Of course you would. So do me a favor and don&#8217;t ask me to do any favors.&#8221; Vijay: &#8220;Wow, okay, I did not see that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Decided to Twitter Because&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2009/11/24/i-decided-to-twitter-because/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2009/11/24/i-decided-to-twitter-because/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided to Twitter because everything that pops into my head is fascinating. I don&#8217;t have time to write entire sentences, so I&#8217;ll just send out one word per day&#8230; Riboflavin.]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m going for a village idiot vibe, with a dash of Quasimodo.</title>
		<link>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2009/11/02/im-going-for-a-village-idiot-vibe-with-a-dash-of-quasimodo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2009/11/02/im-going-for-a-village-idiot-vibe-with-a-dash-of-quasimodo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;What exactly is your Halloween costume supposed to be?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m going for a village idiot vibe, with a dash of Quasimodo.&#8221; &#8220;Why does it seem so familiar?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m someone&#8217;s management style.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Dilbert: The CEO and the Senator</title>
		<link>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2009/10/14/dilbert-the-ceo-and-the-senator/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2009/10/14/dilbert-the-ceo-and-the-senator/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure most Senator&#8217;s are guilty of this at some point in their political career. That&#8217;s what makes it kind of not funny.]]></description>
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		<title>Pork As Seen Through The Eyes Of Those Who Benefit From It</title>
		<link>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2009/10/13/pork-as-seen-through-the-eyes-of-those-who-benefit-from-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2009/10/13/pork-as-seen-through-the-eyes-of-those-who-benefit-from-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How appropriate that today the Senate Finance Committee is voting on the Baucus Health Care Socialist Pork Bill.]]></description>
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		<title>The Ant and the Grasshopper &#8211; Then and Now</title>
		<link>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2009/10/09/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper-then-and-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scottdimmick.com/2009/10/09/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper-then-and-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two versions...two different morals.. Then: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has [...]]]></description>
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