Pointy-haired Boss: “Your quality metric for next year is to win 30% more bid proposals.” Dilbert: “No problem. I’ll use my magic powers to control how much our competitors bid.” Pointy-haired Boss: “I worry that you’re not taking this seriously.” Dilbert: “If the Muggles find out, I’ll wipe their memories.”
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